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He's So Lucky, He's A Star - by:
What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky! [read more]
Sunroof You All Night Long - by:
Why do blondes like sunroofs?

More legroom! [read more]

Sunbathing - by:
When should a woman get a suntan?

When the roof blows off the kitchen! [read more]
Yo mama's So Stupid...Sun - by:
Yo mama is so stupid, she traveled to the sun because she thought it was a cheese ball. [read more]
Carrots - by:
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses? [read more]
Traveling on Friday - by:
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

A: The horse's name is Friday. [read more]
Invisible Carrots - by:
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts! [read more]
Politician Reincarnation - by:
Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?

A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime. [read more]
Car Fun - by:
When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot. [read more]

Professional Practical Jokes on the Groom - by:
A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.

"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.

"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician.

"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise."

The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put novocaine in the massage oil!" [read more]
The Bad Belt - by:
Q: Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants. [read more]
Potential & Reality - by:
A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts." [read more]
Perfect Tee Shot - by:
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," says his partner. "You'll never hit her from here." [read more]
A Mother's Sex Education - by:
A mother worries that her teenage daughter is having sex and might get pregnant, so she consults several parenting websites for advice.

Later that evening, as her daughter prepares for a date, the mother sits down to talk with her. "I know you are adult enough to make the right decision about your body. But I want you to please try to abstain from sex until you're married. If you must have sex, then please use protection."

Feeling proud of herself for being so pro-active, the mother hands her daughter a box of condoms.

The daughter laughs and hugs her mother. "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a girl!" [read more]
IT and Light Bulbs - by:
Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem. [read more]
Prison Mail - by:
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replies in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."

A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife. "Dear husband, you wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden."

The prisoner writes back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." [read more]

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