Tired of losers? Try my friend's approach

I sometimes get accused of being a man basher, bitter and disillusioned.

Trust me I LOVE men. I just don’t like assh*les. And there are many many of them out there. And the more you online date the more of them you run into. Jerks, pervs and morons come out of the woodwork in droves answering my online ads. It’s hard to weed through them to find the few good guys.

But I’m nothing compared to my friend in NY, she got to her breaking point.

The following is a Craigslist personal ad that she posted recently.
When I read it, I laughed SO hard I had coffee come out my nose.
I will *** parts of some of the words to keep EnterTo from getting blocked by parental control filters.

Here it is:

I will kick the sh*t out of any guy here – 34

OK, I have absolutely f**king HAD IT with the dating scene! I have met such a pathetic parade of losers and deviants that I have finally GIVEN UP!

What I’m really looking to do at this point is the kick the sh*t out of some assh*le guys, as a small means of revenge against a world that has slapped me around and thrown me up against the wall one too many times. I am not a big girl (5’7”, 140) but I do have a pretty solid punch, so those of you who are laughing right now better shut the f**k up or I’ll slap you.

I’d be pretty much willing to meet you anywhere you want to dish out some abuse. Outside a bar, restaurant, or club, it really doesn’t matter as long as you are prepared to have your ass handed to you. If you think you can stand toe-to-toe with me then you are sorely mistaken Motherf*ker. I don’t have any formal martial arts training, but I did grow up in a neighborhood where you had to use your fists to survive, so I’m not too worried about it.

If you think you can bring it, then bring it! I can GUARANTEE you though that you’ll be picking your teeth up off the pavement. Lucky for you, one of the side dishes of this ass-kicking banquet I’m about to deliver to you includes me picking up the broken bits of your canines and molars and mailing them back to you in a convenient, self-addressed stamped envelope.

So, in conclusion, let me just reiterate that I am so angry and bitter that the next motherf**king assh*le guy who sends me a pic of his small c*ck after I’ve posted a legitimate, non-hooker type ad on Craigslist is going to get his ass CLOCKED!

That means you, Assh*le.

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