I think I drank deodorant

Umm, so as I was getting ready Saturday morning, I had my normal cup of java to kick start my full day of activities. I was half dressed in the bathroom, trying to hurry because I had to stop by the Korean beauty mart on my way out. I grabbed my Degree and swiped a few times under each arm. But then out of the corner of my eye, I saw a large chunk fly. I looked down and around my sink so I can clean it up. I couldn't find it. Then it occurred to me that my nice, warm cup of coffee with my equally measured raw sugar and hazelnut creamer was right underneath my right arm....

Umm...could it be that the chunk of Shower Clean is floating in my cup??? Nah, I thought and kept getting ready, but I was scared to take a sip nonetheless...so after a minute of purposely not drinking my coffee, I said what the hell, if it's in there, it won't kill me! I'll be damn if I go make a full new pot of coffee just cause of one small piece of a solid anti-perspirant may have landed in my milky smooth morning beverage.

So, I drank it down and noticed at the bottom of the cup was some white swirly liquid. Which is sometimes typical if I allow my coffee to chill, the creamer starts to separate a tad. But on this Saturday my eyes bugged out knowing that I still didn't find the deodorant that broke off anywhere in the bathroom, I succumbed to the fact that "I think I drank deodorant"!

I told one of my best friends about it later that night and she just laughed hysterically. Which made me laugh and thought she has to be one of the closest people I know because she knows how I can't function right without my coffee and that fact that I can share a story of how I'd rather risk drinking deodorant than make a new pot of coffee says a lot about our friendship. Hell I didn't even think it was funny until she was cracking up and I swear I could hear her howling all the way from LA.

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