Viva La Mini!!

Women, I’m tired of all these fashion age-inspired, ridiculous rules. No white after Labor Day, pantyhose at all times with a skirt or dress, slips and camisoles – BLAH! But, before I get on my soapbox, there are some simple guidelines, a sophisticated, over 30 year old woman should follow.

v I believe in the no daisy dukes rule. Ladies if you don’t have the legs, meaning, if you’ve never done a squat in your life, Bermudas – all day.

v I believe in wrap dresses. They work for 95% of women, no matter what size, shape or color. Just watch the pattern, color or prints. Trust me, they work honey, they work.

v Low-rise jeans aren’t for everyone. Face it ladies, not all of us have big bootylicaious behinds that can fill two pocket Paper Denims. That’s just the truth, don’t shoot me, go find a pair of mama jeans and just deal with it.

v If you’re lil cousin, niece, former mentee or co-worker fresh out of college are wearing trendy fads like leggings or 80s loud dangling Zsa Zsa Gabor bracelets, it’s a clear indication that your tail shouldn’t try. (There’s one exception, if you’ve always been fashion forward and your peers won’t think you’re going through a mid-life crisis by sporting those rad trends, you’re exempt).

OK, now that I got that out of the way. I can still rock one hell of a mini. If Heidi Klum, who’s 35 with three children under the age of 5, is still showing off those giraffe structures, why hell so can I!

Viva la mini, viva la mini, viva la mini.

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