Prank Phone Calls

I don't know how to describe them Piney Woods. To start with, they're full of beautiful pine trees and lots of hills-big and small ones, and lots of creeks and rivers. The air is fresh and clean and there are many winding roads....very winding roads and you'd better keep your eye on them as you drive along or you'll find yourself on the side of one of them. You never know what's around each curve. Once a girl stopped her car and got out to help a turtle cross the road; her act of good will cost her her life when a car came around the bend and, well you can imagine the rest.

Them Piney woods are full of critters of all kinds, both the two and the four legged variety. Many of them critters are of the type that sit around in their underwear and make crank phone calls all day- in lieu of a job. You take Bill Jordan...what's he got to do all day but sit around...in his underwear-in his Sears mail-order home? I know because I've found him that way on numerous occasions when sis Darla and I have stopped by to peruse his junk collection. When we've needed a piece here or there for one of our projects, it can usually be found in Bill Jordans' piles of junk. He's been letting the junk accumulate most of his life, and it's become his, it's become him. You know how some folks just sit around and watch the grass grow? Well Bill Jordan sits around and watches the junk grow....in between the prank phone calls.

I don't know how it grows, but each time I"ve visited, I swear there is more of it.

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