Recent encounters with the opposite sex

Recently I experienced something both equally disgusting and hilarious at the same time that I felt the need to share. . .

Imagine if you will; I'm walking down the street back to my apartment after finishing a kickboxing class at the gym. I am literally soaked with sweat and bright pink from my work out. It's around 7:30 in the morning and I am crossing the street. I look up and see a man in his truck checking me out, as I notice this he opens his mouth and jirates his tongue at me. I was horrified, disgusted, and could not stop laughing at the same time. What on earth was he hoping to get from doing that? I'm still laughing about it as I write this.

I start thinking as I make the rest of my way home about other similar encounters that I've had… One evening I was walking down the street to a friend's place and came along the path of two men walking in the opposite direction, as are paths began to cross they separated to let me through, then as are paths were crossing they both leaned in and got really close to me; the first one puckered his lips and kissed the air in my direction. The other said, "I love you mommie." Really!? I love you mommie and air kisses? I wonder did they plan this as I was walking toward them down the street; or was this an instantaneous reaction to crossing my path?

I'm an attractive girl, but lets face it I'm no Jessica Alba or Gisele; so what on earth possesses men to make such gestures. What kind of reaction is it that they are looking for? If they were really interested they wouldn't be so disrespectful. Maybe, I'm not meant to understand.

I know we all have funny encounters like this so please share.

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